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"I'll start listening when you get to Spike." - Our mom

"I haven't listened to it, but I'm sure it's great!" - Our dad

"What show is it?  Oh, I've never watched that." - People we know

"I'd like some food now." - Our cats

"That'll be $154.23." - Liquor store clerk

"Why are you in my house?  No, I don't watch Buffy!  Get out!" - Our neighbors

"Uh-huh.  It isn't going to take time away from work, is it?" - Jen's boss

"Did you stay up late or something?" - Michelle's boss

"Ma'am, we've received reports about you trying to force people to watch Buffy."  - The police

"Would you like that in a combo?" - Guy from Burger King

"This is much better than Ebola." - The CDC. 

"Can we please watch something else?" - Michelle's boyfriend

"How do I get this fucking microphone to work?  What switch?  There isn't a... oh... Got it!" - Jen