Jen is forty years old, and works in the Land of Computers, functioning as the software equivalent of a bull in a china shop. She is gay-widowed, and, as a result, consumes a large amount of entertainment, including television shows, books, movies, and video games. Her likes include long walks on the beach (except for the walking part, and... beaches are really sandy, so not that part either), cats, dogs, cigarettes, funny things, good writing, neckties, parenthetical asides, and the Oxford comma (obviously).
Michelle, a.k.a. "snard"
Snard hasn't given me anything to put here, so this is a picture of my cats stealing my chair when I went outside to smoke.
Seriously, it was like seven minutes.
Opportunistic little bastards.